My day.
Hello, Alan.
Hi there, how are you doing, Lily?
I'm great, thanks.
Do you have a couple of minutes?
Sure, is everything all right?
Yeah, totally.
It's just that you said a couple of minutes, but usually we talk for hours.
I thought you were sick or something.
True, I'm trying to cut it down because I feel like I've been bugging you, but I just can't help it.
I had a crazy day today.
No worries.
I love talking with you.
What happened?
Well, it all started with me hitting a snooze button like 10 times today, so instead of waking up
at seven a.m. like I was supposed to, I got up at 8:00.
Clearly, I was running late, so I didn't even have time to put on makeup.
Is it allowed to wear makeup at your work?
Yes, I always wear light makeup, so this morning I didn't put on any makeup, I jumped into my jeans
and a white shirt and ran to the train station and, you know, who did I meet the.
No way.
Yes, Billy.
That guy who you met online a few weeks ago.
Yes, that Billy.
Billy, who wanted to go on a date with you on Friday.
Hmm.
And what day is it today?
Friday, oh, no.
Did he see you?
Of course, he saw me, we were sitting on a train opposite each other.
I've never felt so embarrassed in my entire life.
Did you talk?
He didn't recognize me.
How so?
Because in all my photos on a dating website, I'm wearing bright makeup.
I won't lie.
Some of them are Photoshopped.
This is terrible, it all sounds like a cheap comedy plot, where is my popcorn?
That is not funny.
No, it is all right, continue what happened next?
He texted me and my sound was on, so he heard my message notification.
Did he recognize you then?
Yes, the message said, without makeup, you look even more beautiful.
Oh, wow, now it sounds like a plot for a soap opera.
Well, he's picking me up in two hours.
You'd better not put makeup on or you won't recognize you again.
Stop here.
Sorry, I just can't stop laughing.
I'm very happy for you, too, though.
My day.
Hello, Ellen.
Hi there, how are you doing, Lily?
I'm great, thanks.
Do you have a couple of minutes?
Sure, is everything all right?
Yeah, totally.
It's just that you said a couple of minutes, but usually we talk for hours.
I thought you were sick or something.
True, I'm trying to cut it down because I feel like I've been bugging you, but I just can't help it.
I had a crazy day to day.
No worries.
I love talking to you what happened?
Well, it all started with me hitting a snooze button like 10 times today, so instead of waking up
at seven a.m. like I was supposed to, I got up at 8:00.
Clearly, I was running late, so I didn't even have time to put on makeup.
Is it OK to wear makeup at your work?
Yes, I always wear light makeup, so this morning I didn't put on any makeup, I jumped into my jeans
and a white T-shirt and ran to the train station and, you know, who did I meet their.
No way.
Yes, Billy.
That guy you met online a few weeks ago.
Yes, that Billy.
Billy, who want to go on a date with you on Friday.
Mm hmm.
And what day is it today?
Friday, oh, no.
Did you see you?
Of course, he saw me, we were sitting on a train opposite each other.
I've never felt so embarrassed in my entire life.
He didn't recognize me.
Because in all of my photos on a dating website, I am wearing bright makeup, I won't lie.
Some of them are Photoshopped.
This is terrible, it all sounds like a cheap comedy plot, where is my popcorn?
That is not funny.
No, it is.
All right, continue what happened next?
He texted me and my sound was on, so he heard my message notification.
Did he recognize you then?
Yes, the message said, without makeup, you look even more beautiful.
Oh, wow, now it sounds like a plot for a soap opera.
Well, he's picking me up in two hours.
You'd better not put makeup on or he won't recognize you again.
Sorry, I just can't stop laughing.
I'm very happy for you, too, though.